Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember (Part 1)

Have you ever started to tell a funny joke only to forget the punchline halfway through? While the forgetfulness could be funny on its own, no one wants to suffer through the embarrassment of messing up a good joke, especially if it’s one of the funniest jokes of all time. Sometimes you need to get a quick laugh on demand, and what better way to do it than with one of these short jokes?

 

You can pull these short English jokes out of your back pocket when you’re in need of something funny on the fly. Plus, we included some of the funniest one-liners, work jokes and a few short jokes for kids that’ll surely have them giggling.

Funniest short jokes to make you lol

• What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little horse.

• What did one hat say to the other?

You wait here. I’ll go on a head.

• What do you call a magic dog?

A labracadabrador.

• What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

This tastes a little funny.

• What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?

A parrot.

• Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.

• What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen.

• What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey.

• Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

His car got toad away.

• What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison.

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• What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?

The space bar.

• Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?

Because it was cultured.

• What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.

• Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?

They each got six months.

• Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He drank the coffee before it was cool.

This article appeared in Reader's Digest (https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/).