Funny Science Jokes That Will Get the Best Reaction (Part 2)

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Many people think the most exciting phrase in science is “Eureka!” But when I was in school, my favorite phrase was: “Class dismissed!” I realized science wasn’t for me when a frog dissection inspired me to change my major to English. What can I say? I just couldn’t cut it. (Wink, wink.) But as you can see, science jokes are a whole other thing.

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Whether you’re at home in a lab or out of your element, the best jokes about science will make you explode with laughter. (Maybe put on some goggles to stay safe.) With funny biology jokes, physics puns and chemistry quips, this list has been scientifically proven to make anyone LOL. Ahead, enjoy these science jokes that will entertain, impress and possibly make you sound a lot smarter than you actually are.

Physics jokes

• Why can you never trust atoms?
  They make up everything!

• Did you hear about the corn field discovered in a distant galaxy?
  It was light ears away.

• What do you get when you cross a set of writing rules with a form of electromagnetic radiation?
  Grammar rays.

• What device used to observe distant objects can zoom in on a beard?
  The Stubble telescope.

• What do you get when you cross a fundamental particle of matter with a boat filled with animals?
  Noah’s quark.

• What do you call a sermon and prayer service for physicists?
  An atomic mass.

• Who was the first electricity detective?
  Sherlock Ohms.

• What scientific model is used to explain the origin of vampires?
  The Big Fang Theory.

• What do you call the ruler of active galactic nuclei?
  A qua-czar.

• What streaming service features programs about metals that attract other metals?
  Magnetflix.

• What did the bartender say when the neutron asked how much it was for a beer?
  “For you, no charge.”

Clever science puns

• I was reading a book on helium. I couldn’t put it down.

• A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, “Excuse me, is this stool taken?”

• I spoke to Einstein at the seance fair.

• I complained about the coffee at Starbucks and got a chain reaction.

• I fell asleep in chemistry class because it was boron.

• I read about the invention of the lightbulb in the New England Journal of Edison.

• Protons, electrons and neutrons have mass appeal.

• I got pain relief from skiing in Aspirin, Colorado.

• My drugstore doubles as a restaurant. Try the veal pharm!

• You know what traveling physicists say: “When in Ohm …”

• Outlaws who study biology and chemistry have duel majors.