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Whether you've been together for five months for 20 years, there's one thing that every relationship needs: laughter. A sense of humor can help ease tension after a petty fight or even help you to remember why you fell in love with them in the first place when times get tough.
With that in mind, funny anniversary quotes are one way to bring laughter back to your relationship whether you're looking to fill out a handwritten card or write a sappy Instagram caption about your significant other. Don't get us wrong, you can still be sweet and sincere in your message, but throwing in a funny one-liner can help lighten the mood and bring a smile to your partner's face.
Plus, these are even great to use on friends and family members posts for their anniversaries whether it's your parents' big 30th anniversary or a best friends five year anniversary.
Funny Anniversary Quotes for Couples
- Still together? Must be all that wine and selective hearing, don't you think?
- Cheers to staying married even after assembling IKEA furniture together! Ha!
- Marriage: where ‘romantic dinner’ means eating on the couch in sweatpants.
- You guys are like a romantic comedy… mostly comedy. Happy anniversary!
- Your love is like your laundry — sometimes a mess, but always there. Love ya!
- You two are a classic couple, like peanut butter and jelly, Batman and Robin and the TV remote and the couch cushion. Here's to many more years of perfect pairings!
- Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you're looking for a club and a spade.
- Well, you both made it another year without one of you ending up dead or in jail. I call that a win. Happy anniversary!
- Happy anniversary! Here’s to never again having a moment to yourself.
- I’m relieved that neither of you ghosted the other! Happy anniversary!
- Congratulations for defeating the odds in your marriage.
- Let’s commemorate the day you both decided to stop looking for someone better.
- This serves as a yearly reminder that you are still legally wed.
Funny Anniversary Quotes for Your Parents
- You’re the reason ‘happy couple’ and ‘crazy couple’ sometimes mean the same thing. Love you guys!
- You two are the ultimate team — like Batman and Robin, but with more snacks. Happy anniversary, parents!
- Your marriage is a masterclass in ‘How to Survive Life with Humor. Love you!
- Your marriage has survived everything — even family dinners. Happy anniversary!
- Happy anniversary! You’ve been together so long, even your arguments have arguments, LOL.
- You're proof marriage survives teenage tantrums and bad advice from yours truly. Happy anniversary, parents!
- Mom and Dad, you're not just an inspiration; you're a hilarious reality show. Keep the episodes coming!
- We hope you celebrate your special day in style, even if that style is pajamas, slippers, and an 8 pm bedtime. We love you!
- Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad! Thanks for proving that love (and a whole lot of patience) can truly last a lifetime.
- Happy anniversary to my favorite parents! Love, your favorite child.
- Happy anniversary! May your love story continue to be the envy of us single folks...until we find someone to tolerate our quirks too!
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