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The word "anniversary" might conjure up images of flowers, chocolates, extravagant gifts and a romantic evening with your partner, but we all know love and laughter is really the winning combo to celebrate a couple.
And, so, if humor is more appealing than a heartfelt sentiment when it comes to honoring your husband, wife or a couple in your life, these funny anniversary quotes might just be the perfect thing to write in their anniversary card or share as an Instagram caption.
Use this list of humorous anniversary quotes to add a little bit of lightheartedness and laughter into the big day. We have funny one-liners and jokes that call out little habits and quirks many of us deal with, quotes from comedians who just hit the nail on the head when it comes to marriage and more. Seriously, there's no shortage of laughs to be had, and the only thing better than reading them right now, is waiting to share 'em with your significant other.
Funny Anniversary One-Liners
- There's no one else in the world I'd rather have snoring next me.
- Forgot to cancel my 30-day marriage trial... Phew!
- Grateful that we both swiped right.
- After all this time, my love for you is still stronger than my WiFi signal.
- Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!
- Today we celebrate the best decision you've ever made.
- You still give me the same feeling as when I see my food coming at a restaurant.
- A new year of love, humor, and putting up with the in-laws is here!
- My husband thinks I'm crazy, but I'm not the one who married me!
- I can't believe how much I'm not sick of you.
- May your love never run out like toilet paper.
Famous Funny Anniversary Quotes
- "Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open." — George Bernard Shaw
- "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell." — Joan Crawford
- "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner
- "A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband." — Michel De Montaigne
- "A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year." — Paul Sweeney
- "An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her." — Agatha Christie
- "To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up." — Ogden Nash
- "As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy." — Ralphie May
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