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Out of all the different types of jokes, “what do you call?” jokes can be the funniest. They’re simple, engage the audience with a question, and easy to remember. These funny riddle jokes are the perfect conversation booster. Sure, your friends might get annoyed if you spew too many at them, but true friends (the ones we think are worth keeping around) will answer these question jokes with a few funny guesses before you give them the hilarious punch line. To help you get lots of laughs, we’ve rounded up some of the best “what do you call?” jokes for you to share with your friends.
Animal “what do you call?” jokes
Q: What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same?
A: Itenticle.
Q: What do you call a crab that plays baseball?
A: A pinch hitter.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh.
Q: What do you call a dancing lamb?
A: A baaaaaa-llerina!
Q: What do you call a bear with no socks?
A: Barefoot.
Q: What do you call a snail aboard a ship?
A: A snailor.
Q: What do you call an aardvark that is three feet long?
A: A yardvark.
Q: What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A: A little horse.
Q: What do you call a deer that only costs a dollar?
A: A buck.
Q: What do you call a dog that’s freezing?
A: A chili dog.
Q: What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?
A: A hobby horse.
Q: What do you call a bear in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear.
Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A: Toad!
Q: What do you call a meditating wolf?
A: Aware wolf!
Q: What do you call a pile of cats?
A: Meowtain.
Q: What do you call a rabbit that is really cool?
A: A hip hopper.
Q: What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
A: A frisbee.
Q: What do you call a camel with no humps?
A: Humphrey.
Q: What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?
A: A receding hare line!
Q: What do you call an owl that’s a magician?
A: Who-dini.
Q: What do you call a bear that never wants to grow up?
A: Peter Panda!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.
Q: What do you call an egg laid by an evil chicken?
A: A deviled egg.
Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator.
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