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Out of all the different types of jokes, “what do you call?” jokes can be the funniest. They’re simple, engage the audience with a question, and easy to remember. These funny riddle jokes are the perfect conversation booster. Sure, your friends might get annoyed if you spew too many at them, but true friends (the ones we think are worth keeping around) will answer these question jokes with a few funny guesses before you give them the hilarious punch line. To help you get lots of laughs, we’ve rounded up some of the best “what do you call?” jokes for you to share with your friends.
What do you call jokes for kids
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dinosnore.
Q: What do you call a Christmas tree that knows karate
A: Spruce Lee.
Q: What does a triangle call a circle?
A: Pointless.
Q: What do you call a piece of sad cheese?
A: Blue cheese.
Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake.
Q: What do you call an M&M that went to college?
A: A smarty.
Q: What do you call a baby polar bear?
A: An ice cub.
Q: What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
A: A sand witch.
Q: What do you call a key that opens the door on Thanksgiving?
A: A turkey.
Q: What do you call a cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
A: A moosician.
Q: What do you call shorts that clouds wear?
A: Thunderwear.
Q: What do you call milk that gets anything it wants?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A labracadabrador.
Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
A: Hill-arious.
Q: What do you call a cute door?
A: Adorable.
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